earthandanimals:


Come Back Soon by Christopher R. Gray

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vinebox:

White people in scary movies be like…

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brommunism:

remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes

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cavebae:

blastortoise:

finally

throw away the real one

cavebae:

blastortoise:

finally

throw away the real one

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enemaroberts:

burger king gonna kill us all

enemaroberts:

burger king gonna kill us all

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